Tuesday, March 11, 2014

How nice of you to drop by.

With my complete knowledge of the English alphabet, 17,232-word vocabulary and a blackbelt in punctuation, I can add words to just about any sheet of paper you give me. Click through these titles at your leisure.

As seen on McSweeney's Internet Tendency

This damn Hitchcock obsession

We went to a different church every Sunday so you don't have to

Book Reviews in The Oregonian

Editorial Features from Vox

Commerce Magazine—"Minority Report," a three-part series