Anvil List: Least Believable Hollywood Rumors

Mary Steenbergen turns down role as wife/mother on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

George Lucas to direct "American Scratchiti."

Tom Cruise learns Arabic; converts to Islam.

Ben Affleck reads script before filming begins.

Vin Diesel solves Rubik's cube.

Mary Kate Olsen a regular at North's Chuck Wagon.

M. Night Shyamalan wraps production of "Barbie's Return to Fairytopia."