How nice of you to drop by.
As seen on McSweeney's Internet Tendency
- List: Secure Website Authentification Questions
- New Food Review: Coke and Milk
- New Food Review: Stagg Chili's Classic Chili with Beans
- List: Mr. Ed's Theme Song, by Other Composers
- List: Products at Dollar Tree that I Doubt are a Bargain
- List: Misleading Names for Medical Procedures
- Wanted: Muse
This damn Hitchcock obsession
- How a Hitchcock Blond Changed the Way I Look at Movies
- Hitchcock and the Art of Edward Hopper
- A Knack for the Uncanny
- The Trouble with Harry: That's Life!
- The Bates Motel: Coming to a Neighborhood Near You
- Hitchcock's Notorious Lovability
- Hitchcock's Vertigo and Marilyn Monroe's Niagara: Bring it on!
- Much Ado About a Zippo
We went to a different church every Sunday so you don't have to
- Beaverton Foursquare (Megachurch)
- Church of Scientology, Portland chapter (Regional cult center)
- Temple Beth Israel (Reform Judaism)
- Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses (The religion of my childhood)
- The Portland Pentecostals (TongueSpeakers. Inc.)
- Multnomah Friends' Meeting (Quakers)
- The Church of Alice (Spiritualist)
- Living Hope Church (Megachurch, Vancouver style)
Visions and lists from The Anvil
- Best Excuses to Avoid Gardening
- Least Believable Hollywood Rumors
- Most Effective Ways to Liven up a Funeral
Pretty much non-fiction
Editorial Features from Vox
- Grand Theft Youth
- Youth Marketing Flame War!
- The Death of Network News as We Know it
- Point, Click, Counterpoint: Pipe Dreams about the Role of New Media in the Presidential Debates
Commerce Magazine—"Minority Report," a three-part series
- Minorities in Oregon's Workplace: The Employment Issue that Dares not Speak its Name
- Civil Rights and Uncivil Lefts – Opportunities and Challenges for Oregon's Professional Minorities
- Riding the Pipeline: What Two Groups are doing to Create the Next Generation of Women and Minority Leaders